About Me

Hello, my name is Mandarijn.
Cats can cook.
Yes, we can.
Well, actually no we can’t.
I’m lying.

This is just a light hearted journal about what THEY eat. The nice people who feed me.
You all know what I eat. Yeah, sachets of crap; tuna, salmon, beef, lamb & chicken.
Now correct me if I’m wrong, but in the wild, do cats eat cows (beef) or sheep (lamb)? Correct….NO!
Apparently I also get cod. Can you believe with the current worldwide cod stocks down 98% that us cats are going to be eating cod? No, me neither.
I’m writing about what I have to smell every night?
Some of the concoctions they make are bloody awful In my eyes and nose, but they seem to like it.

Maybe, just maybe, you might even be tempted to try some of these delicacies.

This is me throwing a house warming party. It’s harder than you think.
I had to drink all that lot after all the guests had buggered off.
Mind you, I hid it all while they were here. I gave them some cheap and nasty supermarket garbage instead.



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